COUSCOUS

A fatty Goose's vagina.

IT IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE... A GOOSE'S VAGINA.
Fear factor made me eat a large COUSCOUS!!

by SRFRCHICK October 23, 2007

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009

Cousin Green

Looks like Mr Green- Cool Cousin

Key Words- Insest

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

evil cousin

Slang term for Meth that dealers use over phones.

Yo man, I got your white lady, AND i got the evil cousin!

by Kent September 6, 2005

cousin

The oddly lacking-a-"t" official spelling of the word pronounced "cuzint" by members of communities in which nearly *everyone* is "cuzints" with nearly everyone else.

(Immediately following the mention of a member of the community) "That's my cousin, and so is (insert any name here.)

by Sarah Thompson October 18, 2003

ur cousin non binary

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and on the same level as ur granny tranny

Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary

by donthekkinworryaboutit March 11, 2018