cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore

noun, type of female that not only cockblock stigmata's a male by marking her territory, but then pulls off a psycho bitch 180 by playin hard to get, thus making you loose all chances of getting laid.

John, "wait so she wants to dress you and then tells you she just wants to be friends?"
Jack, "ya man she must be a cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore

by niggman star33 August 12, 2011

black cock wife

A white woman who is married to a white man but has a black lover on the side. She goes black because her husband has a small penis and she craves a big black cock in her pussy. She will occasionally still have sex with her husband because she loves him but she is crazy for her black stud and gets wet just thinking about him, which is most of the time.

Sarah is a black cock wife because Chris has a three-inch dick and she craves Jerome's 9-incher.

by Moon Fish May 7, 2009

cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

by PMR February 24, 2003

Cockblock

To interfere with a male's attempt at talking to a female or the other way around, especially if it involves sex. This is mainly performed by obstructing the path between the male and the female. Normally, the person that's doing the "cockblocking," has the intention on talking to the male/female.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 4, 2008

cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

cockblockathon

An all-out-rampage-assault on humanity where by one ruins the evening for everybody else, yet gets laid somehow and to top it all off manages to forget the whole experience the next day.

Excited voice - How was the party last night Alex?

Very pissed off voice - Shit, Patrick went on a "cockblockathon".

Disappointed voice - Oh no. Not again.

Group sigh...

by Dirty Electric November 22, 2010

Cockblock

What Harry Potter does everytime he sees Ron and Hermione together

Harry Potter: They Boy Who Cockblocked

by mgemfp208 July 30, 2011