Can’t 

Something that isn’t doable.

KSI can’t rap.

Can’t by iltbmm July 6, 2021

can't be asked 

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.

Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked

can't be asked by laputaktepario September 13, 2022

...Can't beat that with a stick!

If you go shopping and get a really, really good price on something, this is another way to say it.

Hey, I went to the store yesterday and got a brand new 42 inch flat screen T.V. for $100....can't beat that with a stick!!

...Can't beat that with a stick! by Beags&Doxie October 20, 2010

can't hold water 

When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to

Cant keep a secret

I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!

can't hold water by Cindyloohoo March 5, 2014

can of fix a face 

Where a person's face is sooo fucking ugly.

That ho over there needs a can of fix a face.

can of fix a face by ishshara August 27, 2006

can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.

Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.

can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 by ThatAlcholAddict September 6, 2021

Can't be arsed 

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

Can't be arsed by **whos.using.my.pseudonym? February 25, 2017