dog's breakfast 

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.

This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!

dog's breakfast by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017

for breakfast 

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

for breakfast by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010

Russian Breakfast 

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

Russian Breakfast by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

mexican breakfast 

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

mexican breakfast by vurp May 1, 2003

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

portuguese breakfast by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005

soggy breakfast

The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.

She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!

soggy breakfast by The Lunatiques November 19, 2010

Texas Breakfast 

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

Texas Breakfast by skroach June 13, 2011