for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010

Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

mexican breakfast

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

by vurp May 1, 2003

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005

soggy breakfast

The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.

She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!

by The Lunatiques November 19, 2010

Texas Breakfast

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

by skroach June 13, 2011

Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015