Champaign Breakfast

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast

Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.

by tinkinkski May 11, 2007

polish breakfast

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.

I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.

by R Muir May 1, 2007

Breakfast Piss

The first piss you do on a morning

omg it's like 7am and i need such a big breakfast piss!

by kjdhkgdhkgdkhf December 30, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

Beer and cold Pizza, the ultimate frat boy breakfast.

After an awesome night we woke up and chowed down on the Breakfast of Champions.

by lrcboho December 4, 2003

tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.

The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!

by matt February 3, 2004

a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).

Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!

by K & K FAN August 7, 2006

breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

by CowboySven July 6, 2004