Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

Blue lunch

When a Smurf vomits

Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch

by goose attack May 6, 2017

Blue Milk

Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.

That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.

by LilCConThatBeat October 20, 2023

Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

by poaches January 1, 2020

blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.

“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”

by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017

wild blue

Weightlessness. Where gravity can’t find you. There’s no storm that you can’t fly through or place that you can’t fly to!

Welcome to the wild blue

by paperairplane1 May 5, 2020

Blue Waves

The official team of Riverhead, NY.

The Blue Waves really kicked there ass yesterday.

by strongislandny June 30, 2011