Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

by cosmokat February 20, 2018

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 27, 2024

suck your blanket

Performing the act of oral sex on a female.

"I will suck your blanket all night"

by Scaubs September 18, 2019

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024