gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Mouth breather

A person who without hesitation wil tell on you or someone who gossips too much and wont keep their mouth shut

You know the feds will be at your door if bob knows what you're doing, he's a mouth breather.

by Squig9669 May 5, 2018

Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)

I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon

by Dr_Pig May 25, 2018

egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018