seven eggs

When Brandon Culleton invites himself to your house, causing everyone to be upset, this results in him acting like a pussy until the next day this is when he cooks 7 SCAMBLED EGGS AFTER EVERYONE TOLD HIM THEY DIDNT WANT ANY!!! this also causes Dave to throw the carton at the door and punch a hole through the door.

BRANDON YOU UGGHH............SEVEN EGGS !! * Punch*

by SEVEN EGGS Arrrrrgggggg October 24, 2008

love egg

A love egg is comfortable, loving place where friends can study, watch TV, or just hang out. It is created by pushing two couches (preferably of same size) together to create an enclosed space (a love egg).

Brianna: "hey guys I made a love egg on the lien one common room, want to come study"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"

by DeltaINO May 14, 2009

barkers egg

Dog Shit

Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.

by seamanrob May 04, 2011

egg

1) that which comes out of a chicken
2) Violet's lover

I want to eat a hard boiled egg.

by Simica March 24, 2003

Fucker Egg

An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...

Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."

Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."

by 2BC April 26, 2009

Boiled Egg

White on the outside, Yellow inside.

That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!

by utgb September 03, 2012

Eggs Benedict

A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.

Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.

by EeveLyn November 23, 2020