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kyto nightguard 

An form of a superior jackass. Anyone whos a Kyto NightGuard is a person who is dense, lacks understanding, and should not be allowed to exist
Jenna: “hey, have you heard of Taylor?”
Jack: “yeah, Taylors a real Kyto NightGuard”

Buzz Nightgear 

Stacy was up all night "chatting" with Buzz Nightgear.
Buzz Nightgear by Psycho Mike November 19, 2006

nightgarger 

A scary creature from Glaggleland, who resides in the deepest areas of a nearby forest. If you see him, you're done for. Unless you're smart. The Nightgarger is okay with intelligent people. He also never leaves the forest for whatever reason.
Giggler: "Holy shit dude, I think I saw the Nightgarger roaming around Glaggleland!"
Glaggler: "No you didn't"
Flumber: "Flum!"
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026