Cheese

Cheese is by far the worst food in the whole world, when eating pizza you should take off the cheese and eat just the bread, marinara, and pepperoni.

When I eat pizza, I take off the cheese.

by Cheesehater123 September 6, 2021

cheese whizzed

When your abouta have a crazy ass fucking time with your friends high as a kite

Bro I’m cheese whizzed asf (used mostly by Hartigan)

by Cheesewhizzed November 11, 2017

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Cheese

An unintended solution to a puzzle in the game Portal 2.

He cheesed the map

This map is cheeseable

Wow that cheese was amazing

by Areng123 April 23, 2022

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023