Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.
by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024
Get the Zoomer Hoomer mug.Zoosexuality is a sexual attraction to non-human animals. People who are zoosexual are generally also romantically attracted to animals.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.
SCENARIO 1: Zoosexual vs Anti-zoo
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself
SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself
SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality
by funnyguyboy69420 November 27, 2023
Get the Zoosexual mug.Zooned out, Zooned, Zooning, Zoon, etc. are all forms of the term "zooned out"
A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.
The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.
While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.
the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.
The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.
While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.
the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
Craig: "Bro, I just picked up a 640 and an 8th, we're going on a bender!"
James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
by RJsocray December 8, 2023
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by AusSlang February 21, 2024
Get the Zoog mug.Zookeepers are people with low intelligence who usually suffer from Notable examples are people who laugh hysterically at terrible comedies, people who shop for cars "by payment," Millennial women who make Evangelical TikToks, and Gen X women who give out unsolicited and dangerous medical advice on FaceBook. In general, they exhibit the Dunning Kruger effect with their words and actions. They are typically overweight and dress in ironic t-shirts that say things like "Blessed" along with flip-flops. They usually have young children who scream on airplanes and can only be silenced with McDonald's fries. They typically sell MLM products until their friends and family have stopped talking to them. The term is derived from an episode of the popular web series Half in the Bag featuring the movie The Zookeeper. In this episode, the types of people who enjoy terrible cookie-cutter low-brow comedies are described. One example from The Zookeeper is when Kevin James's character takes a man in a gorilla suit and when the gorilla sees the sign, he says, "Shuuuut... uuuuup" and the audience howls with laughter "because they've heard of TGI Friday's." These individuals lack so much awareness of themselves and what they witness that they laugh at product placements.
"How was the new Minions movie last night?"
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
by johnnemo March 30, 2024
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fletcher: man i fucking hate these zongers brah
jovenn: what the fuck are you saying
fletcher: man i fucking hate these zongers brah
jovenn: what the fuck are you saying
by slushiboi April 28, 2024
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