him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries January 20, 2016

my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 29, 2020

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2023

hurt eyesocket

death, die, deceased

you’re gonna hurt eyesocket

by ulikebuttstuff44 April 16, 2022

Mad Hurt

A term used to describe and ugly or not attractive person( usually a girl) in day to day conversation.

Guy 1: Yoooo..did you see that girl.. She is finnee!

Guy 2: Nahhh my nigga ... she mad Hurt!

by MadHurt June 09, 2010

Hurting

I am in pain. I have sacrificed so much and have gotten not very far

Hurting. This is very uncomfortable. It is very unnecessary for me to be in this situation.

Pressure is building. I can feel society collapsing. I don’t know the future of man.

See: In the Year 2525. FMI. Man is losing his hold.

by WorseThanHitler January 07, 2021