teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

by Karina M April 2, 2008

English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

teacher

an asshole that makes everything boring

Mr. van vliet is defiantly a teacher

by jhgfgdnbgjhcfmnh May 15, 2016

Teacher

The person who helps you with problems you wouldn't have without them.

Teacher: want some help with that work
Person 2: wouldn't have them if you weren't here

by YU askin guy February 20, 2017

Teachers

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018