A total Ian

The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.

Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!

by BingoPer48 December 04, 2018

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 04, 2009

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 08, 2017

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos November 08, 2007

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 20, 2011

Totally tater tot

When you want to call someone cool, rad, swaggy but since tater tots are all of these things it’s an even bigger compliment. Thank us later. If you want to return the compliment, say “tots to you too!” It’s a real cool kid term.

Wow Zach, you’re totally tater tot!

by Neckyourself👌🏻 June 01, 2018

total fugazi

absolutely one hundred percent FAKE

undisputed bs

Wiseguy slang

Joeys Rolex? TOTAL FUGAZI

by trenbraaah May 10, 2022