asian's definitions

windows update

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files

the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money

by asian September 8, 2003

fade to black

a person trying to be black

he slowly faded to black

by asian September 8, 2003

schwarzenegger

governor who will run away with tax money claiming "ill be back" after he wins the california election by going door to door kicking peoples ass alothough he is 50

where the hell did that schwarzenegger go with all my moeny?

by asian September 8, 2003

totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick

he totaled the car and his dad killed him.

by asian September 8, 2003

it

Imitation Technology

Our country is an IT advanced country.

by asian September 7, 2003

emeril

the act of jizzing, pissing, turding on r sex partners face

i did all three emerils to yo mama at once ask her how she liked THAT

by asian September 8, 2003

vzn

shorthand acronym for "vision"

Example 1:
*Sampled from PATD's "High Hopes"*
Person 1: Had to have high, high hopes for a living...
Person 2: ...shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
Person 1: Didn't have a dime but I always had a vzn
Example 2:
Julia: Hey Chelsea! I just made a vzn board!

by Asian January 5, 2021