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windows update

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files
the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money
by asian September 8, 2003
mugGet the windows updatemug.

fade to black

by asian September 8, 2003
mugGet the fade to blackmug.

schwarzenegger

governor who will run away with tax money claiming "ill be back" after he wins the california election by going door to door kicking peoples ass alothough he is 50
where the hell did that schwarzenegger go with all my moeny?
by asian September 8, 2003
mugGet the schwarzeneggermug.

totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick
he totaled the car and his dad killed him.
by asian September 8, 2003
mugGet the totaledmug.

it

Our country is an IT advanced country.
by asian September 7, 2003
mugGet the itmug.

emeril

the act of jizzing, pissing, turding on r sex partners face
i did all three emerils to yo mama at once ask her how she liked THAT
by asian September 8, 2003
mugGet the emerilmug.

vzn

Example 1:
*Sampled from PATD's "High Hopes"*
Person 1: Had to have high, high hopes for a living...
Person 2: ...shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
Person 1: Didn't have a dime but I always had a vzn
Example 2:
Julia: Hey Chelsea! I just made a vzn board!
by Asian January 5, 2021
mugGet the vznmug.

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