asian's definitions

totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick

he totaled the car and his dad killed him.

by asian September 8, 2003

Hershey Squirts

Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.

After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.

by asian May 13, 2004

corner

the place where people pick up girls to sex with or to sell drugs or the battlefield of gang wars

the corner is always bloody from ass fucking to ass beating

by asian September 8, 2003

vzn

shorthand acronym for "vision"

Example 1:
*Sampled from PATD's "High Hopes"*
Person 1: Had to have high, high hopes for a living...
Person 2: ...shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
Person 1: Didn't have a dime but I always had a vzn
Example 2:
Julia: Hey Chelsea! I just made a vzn board!

by Asian January 5, 2021

emeril

the act of jizzing, pissing, turding on r sex partners face

i did all three emerils to yo mama at once ask her how she liked THAT

by asian September 8, 2003

it

Imitation Technology

Our country is an IT advanced country.

by asian September 7, 2003

windows update

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files

the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money

by asian September 8, 2003