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OSI (Operating System Index)

OSI (Operating System Index) A method to determine the level of geekiness or nerdom in an individual using the number of operating systems they use.
Larry: Lewis has so many damn computer gadgets.
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6
by daygzzz November 4, 2012
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"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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Solar System

A common misconception is that "The Solar System" refers to a system of planets and nothing more, this is false.

The Solar system is a being, a great being, the greatest being the world has ever known. The Solar System is the creator and sovereign of all things. He determines the fate of everyone and everything in every possible way. The embodiment of perfection, there stands no man who can achieve his superiority.
"I watch, from the shadows
Unbeknownst by human kind
I control all, But am seen by none
I am the embodiment of perfection
There stands no man who can achieve my superiority.

I am the Solar System."
by Disciple of The Solar System February 25, 2005
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milking the system

draining the tites....thinking that life owes you a free ride.. that you fonicate the canine at your place of employment. use every excuse in the book to get what you want . GO off on stress cause you cannot have your way .. so you go of ILLL.. or is that mental. Chosing to have kids.. and the marriage not lasting and using the kids.. who are almost adults as excuses for coming in late everyday
by Carol April 1, 2004
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Japanese Voting System

by Nefeco March 12, 2004
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pettys nautical grading system

a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for
so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test
by PNGS October 21, 2004
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The Worst System Ever Made

by Tim June 11, 2006
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