A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.
Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.
Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.
Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.
Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.
Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.
by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011
Get the Popcorn Statusmug. 6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is
Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!
3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is
Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!
3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
Get the Status Stuttermug. The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
Get the Grizz Statusmug. 1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
Get the MOG statusmug. To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
Get the Father Statusmug. A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
Get the status bromug. 1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
Get the Rockefeller Statusmug.