Australian Puppeteer 

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

Australian Puppeteer by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007

Tongue Puppeteering

The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.

Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.

He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.

Tongue Puppeteering by jivedickie5 February 4, 2005

PUTPETA 

People for the Unethical Treatment of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. A fake organization made up of those who think people should not be harmed to protect animals and anyone who thinks that should be treated unethically.

And in other news, PETA released a bear from it's cage in the zoo today and it ended up devouring many small children. Fortunately the bear was caught and led back to it's cage. only moments later a PUTPETA member was somehow able to lock the PETA members that were involved, in with the bear. They are now cornered and begging that we shoot the bear... The official PETA organization has rejected his membership and is willing to let the bear eat him.

PUTPETA by Lizza Calico February 8, 2010

pluppet 

noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.

"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"

pluppet by mother goose January 19, 2006

Poppet 

Two-inch tall figurines created by artist Lisa Snellings. White faced with pinpoint eyes, in red robe with a ruff, Poppets are an iconic representation of the universal child, viewing the world without context or assigned values, without prejudice.

Collected all over the world since 1996 and featured in art and animation. Inspiring stories by Neil Gaiman, Peter S. Beagle, Gene Wolfe and Larry Niven.

I collect steampunk Poppets.

Poppet by poppetplanetgirl May 31, 2010

The Backyard Puppets 

Greatest band of all times featuring two electric triangles.

Formerly known as Scotty and the Felsenfelds

Mitch: Are you busy tonight?
Janet: Heck yea, I am going to see the The Backyard Puppets
Josh: No way, TBYP is so awesome!

The Backyard Puppets by D-Na February 23, 2008

Poppet 

a british/early american term for doll, whether speaking of the actual doll or referring to someone as Doll (noun/pronoun)

1) I left my poppets on my bed

2) "Listen here poppet..."

Poppet by This Cool Dude August 30, 2006