pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.

Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!

by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006

poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina

dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch

by Corey Light October 7, 2006

Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

lung punch

When you stick your dik so far down someone's throat that it touches their lung .

i lung punched that slag so hard she'll be coughing blood for a month !

by Warrance October 21, 2017

have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011

Pack-a-Punch

Sticking your dick into a woman's vagina soft, and then pulling it out when it's erect.

Yo, I Pack-a-Punched this girl Las night, she squirted as soon as I pulled out.

by ThatOneAni October 12, 2021

abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.

Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005