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A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick
Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*


Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
by Denny Blazen January 09, 2008
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