Pete Doherty

1. the sexiest man in rock'n'roll.
2. the most intelligent song-writer in universe
3. my future husband

I'm going to get married to Pete Doherty.

by Milly Libertine January 21, 2004

Peter

Peter is the type of guy to lose his virginity in a library bathroom in 7th grade. Hes a dick, but girls love him. He wheres shirts like Pink Floyd, and other 1970s bands but doesn't have a clue who they are. Can play piano but only if hes not touching the keys and playing a youtube video off a bluetooth speaker.

"What a Peter this guy is."

by Ques__ July 26, 2020

Peter Pillow Eater

A man who loves the cock and therefore ends up face down "biting the pillow"

"That Arnie, he's a right Peter Pillow Eater!"

by Masterplan96 November 5, 2008

Peter

Thinks he's really cool, wears tight shirts to school in hopes that girls will like him and that it will make him look strong. He's probably a good cook, plays sports, wears hair gel, and takes baths in cologne. Spends too much time commenting on his friends' social media with things that he thinks are funny. If you get to know him he's nice, but he doesn't go out of his way to meet people. Won't let you know if he doesn't like you, and is generally polite to everyone. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, though some have brown eyes. Typically likes to go by Pete, but both names are good in his book.

"yo Peter how YOU doing"
"wow Peter is so hottttt"
"I'm going over to his house and we're going to talk about cooking"

by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

Sneaky Pete

Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.

But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!

by RevWaldo September 29, 2010

peter kay

hilarious british comedian from bolton, amazing at stand-up, should be given a...nobel prize or somethin???

1. gaaaaarlic...........bread????
2. booked it, packed it, fucked off
3. im not homophobic - im not scared of my house!

by molly January 7, 2005