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dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
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Harry Nutter

When you nut on a girl while also slapping her with a stick to give her a scar on her forehead to give her the harry nutter appearance
Aaron: hey Harry, did you give that girl the harry nutter
Harry: yeah, she had to go to the hospital
by Aaron_Aaron_Aaron February 18, 2024
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Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.
Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.
by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024
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Buster Nutting

The act of going to cemetery, digging up a dead animal, and aggressively having sex with it while your homie either fingers or masturbates it. This must be done using anal beads, lube, lotion, and a ripped up homemade condom. For it to be considered Buster Nutting, you must practice all of your moves on a fleshlight made from a sponge, rubber gloves, and a can of pringles for 10 hours straight. After you do it for a good 5 seconds and let out your load, you must start jumping on the animal until it's organs splatter everywhere so you can drink it up like it's a cherry fucking slushie.
Hey Bob, Jimmy's Dog just got brutally murdered, it's a perfect time to practice our Buster Nutting skills
by 2xVanity May 10, 2024
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dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
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Mutt Nutter

One who owns a “Savage Beast” or a dog originating from r/dogfree
“I broke up with my Mutt Nutter wife
by Welsh Pro on YouTube December 27, 2024
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Nebraskan Nutter Butter

When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.
"Im really hungry right now, I could really go for a Nebraskan Nutter Butter"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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