Mental midget 

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

Mental midget by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

mental midget 

Your average dumbass who still uses "faggotry" and "autism" to describe things they hate. Clearly stuck in the past and narrow-minded to new ideas and concepts, even to old ones that work.

Nikolai shows his mental midget behavior as he shows off his obsession with Pokemon, giving shit to some teenager for making their own fan made designs. Clearly having a shit fit over this.

mental midget by The Painful Reality May 25, 2020

Michigan midget 

A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9"

That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...

Michigan midget by desert rose 78 February 27, 2010

exploding midget 

it looks like a butt

ofblulararabh!

exploding midget by yo mama July 17, 2003

tall midget 

Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.

Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.

tall midget by Beefy Queefy December 5, 2016

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

Wrestling the Midget by dcf68 June 26, 2006

Gangsta Midget

A straight up thugged out person residing under the height of 4 ft 10 inches.

Jenny's most definitely a Gangsta Midget. Look at her pimp hand!

Gangsta Midget by TheRealSkeebo October 15, 2008