Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 16, 2010
by whiskymack February 01, 2004
Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.
by Deadxroses February 17, 2019
In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk
by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009
1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.
by Alaskan cock basket May 29, 2017
When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
by GranbyGirl November 16, 2010
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
by Youttttt November 29, 2011