Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".

Jon lost his juul.

by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020

Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)

Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.

by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

jon

jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.

“This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”

by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020

Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .

Damn what a jon(referencing pedo)

by Nigbias August 13, 2020

Jon

the annoying kid in the back

eww look at that jon

by The_Grape August 16, 2020

Jon

Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.

Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale

by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020