gaffordshire

Cheeky kitchen sesh in a gaff in Staffordshire

Have you been to one of those gaffordshire party’s again!!

by Word smith yo kno da October 2, 2020

Gaff

When a person of a certain age sends a message into the wrong what’s app group and quickly has to delete it. Gaffs are often repeated by ‘gaffers’ without ever seeming to learn from their mistakes

“He’s gone and gaffed again, but at least he got their early and hit...delete for everyone”

by Pezzer November 25, 2020

Gaff

Absolute machiene on the field
Lethal in front of goal
Loves a cheeky red card
Afro is swaz
😏

Gaff is absolute cool dude

by Not prime gaff January 15, 2021

Gaff

Absolute machine at dm
Links up well with shaz bony
Scores endlessly
Gets a few cheeky reds
Loves a goal line clearance

Gaff is better than maldini

by Not prime gaff January 16, 2021

Gluffed

When someone is telling a lie or says something so stupid that you half-laugh, puff in disbelieve, feel disgusted and hopeless at the same time. Similar to if I don't laugh I will cry but with more disgust and hatred towards the idiot making the statement.

As the idiot Prime Minister discussed post-Brexit, he told a room full of people that they would be able to throw away forms issued by European Customs officials. "If they have a problem with that tell them to call the Prime Minister," he said as the room gluffed at his obvious lie.

by edthegreat January 23, 2021

Gluffy

Tommyinnit's hair

Wow, Tommy's hair is so GLUFFY

by lucidwashere January 29, 2021

gafferz

A big house party.

“Are you going to Ellies gafferz this weekend? it’s going to be mental!”

by turtlellieee February 1, 2021