Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

Funt

i made this up when i was hang out with the hottest girl ever...but it looks like some other people stole it.... My diffention of funt is "fucking cunt"

Pappy turn to jizz and said " you are such a hot funt."

by PAPPY November 7, 2004

funt

A funt is a very hairy cunt as in a womans Vagina, it usually has a very bad odour

Oh man I want to get inside her greasy funt, I bet it'd taste like chowder and vomit with a touch of paprika!

by Flasmo The Nate July 30, 2008

Chocolate fountian

A boatload of niggers going over a waterfall

it is funny watching a chocolate fountian at niagara falls

by a racist mutha fucking bastard September 6, 2010

Funto

Funto is a person
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ok

Funto is a faf
Funto is a brazilian
Funto sucks Donkey Dick
Funto is a dumbass

by Ghost- August 7, 2004

frunt

1. another word to fill in for another word

2. code name for my domination plan

3. something an animal says

1. Frunt frunten frunt frunty frunts.

2. Commence with operation frunt.

3. FRUNT

by neala December 6, 2002

funt

The pouch of fat that is above the cunt.

That girl seemed bloated and looked to put on a little weight, but it was just her funt sticking out.

by ExNWPers July 6, 2005