Mom didn't come back from the barn last night because the stallions large foreskin was the perfect size for her head. She was busy horse docking.
by Dr Martin Dingles November 12, 2012
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The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.
1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017
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Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
by randominternethandle November 9, 2017
Get the shoulder-dicking mug.Angel and i we’re Donald docking our dicks the other day.... we had our salor hats on, it was a gay old time..
by Juandisimo88 February 18, 2018
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“Did you hear what happened to Johnathan? He was found dead after Break Dicking”
“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”
“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”
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