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Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.
Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.
by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019
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the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
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Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities.
I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room
by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020
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Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities
I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room
by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020
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Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.
Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.
by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021
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rage.calm

yin yang. when you are angry or upset with someone/something but also find inner peace with the subject
i was rage.calm when Patricia was talking shit about me after he father passed away
by paradox187 May 20, 2021
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stay calm

Stay calm and positive. You will win 🏆 what you have to beguned
Stay calm and positive , you can win ,what you haven't woned
by Harminder49 September 4, 2021
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