blond

next to al the other definitions of blond, blond is also a type of hash / hasj (and hasj is marihuana pressed together and has a brown color)

''ey homie, where can I get blond ?''
''Ya better go to Holland, there they sell it legally''

by Chilltyperiod October 23, 2005

Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!

Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde

by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009

blodger

A long haired child who has sufferd from beatings and has extremely big calfs, gets a "sucky sucky" from a dirty old school teacher who knows his life background and denys that he is gay. the child may also have a partner called roxanne who he met in spain ????? ---------BOLLOCKS. this is not true. as parents you may find the silly little cunt will be lying for more effection and tender loving care. the child has a tendansy to be given a blow job by an old woman with a very dry fanny and false teeth. mmmmmmmm. the child gets a huge irrection when micheal carrick is within a 300 mile radius of his bell end. he can shoot for england, no he is not good at football, this occurs when an old women is tossing him off and he explodes in her mouth. tennis rackets may be seen half way up his anus for excitement whilst watching a wimbledon 3rd round qualifier. the child could fuck puma if it was a fanny, even though it is not , you may find him poking his own puma bag !!!

Blodger aka Daniel Shearing aka dodge

by Jerry hu October 23, 2007

blonde brittany

Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!

Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.

by Capt. America February 14, 2005

Blonde

Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"

WTF! danielle quit being so damned blonde!!

by Loo November 17, 2003

blonde

a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!

she is such a blonde!

by Erin silva May 12, 2004

Blonde Freeze

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.

While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.

by Ms D November 8, 2010