blodger

A long haired child who has sufferd from beatings and has extremely big calfs, gets a "sucky sucky" from a dirty old school teacher who knows his life background and denys that he is gay. the child may also have a partner called roxanne who he met in spain ????? ---------BOLLOCKS. this is not true. as parents you may find the silly little cunt will be lying for more effection and tender loving care. the child has a tendansy to be given a blow job by an old woman with a very dry fanny and false teeth. mmmmmmmm. the child gets a huge irrection when micheal carrick is within a 300 mile radius of his bell end. he can shoot for england, no he is not good at football, this occurs when an old women is tossing him off and he explodes in her mouth. tennis rackets may be seen half way up his anus for excitement whilst watching a wimbledon 3rd round qualifier. the child could fuck puma if it was a fanny, even though it is not , you may find him poking his own puma bag !!!

Blodger aka Daniel Shearing aka dodge

by Jerry hu October 23, 2007

blonde brittany

Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!

Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.

by Capt. America February 14, 2005

Blonde

Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"

WTF! danielle quit being so damned blonde!!

by Loo November 17, 2003

blonde

a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!

she is such a blonde!

by Erin silva May 12, 2004

Blonde Freeze

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.

While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.

by Ms D November 8, 2010

Blondeshell

A blonde bombshell. A smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys' trousers feel tighter and tighter.

Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"

Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."

by JT43 August 22, 2011

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018