put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

Mixed sex naked basketball

Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.

Lets play mixed sex naked basketball.

by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010

BASKET CASE

someone who can not function in particular situation or environment

Johnny is a basket case since he lost his job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

basket case

One whom lacks the ability of dealing with stress.

Sam is a backet case because of that bitch heather.

by Miranda July 15, 2004

Picnic Basket

A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.

OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!

by alllisson August 1, 2010

whisker basket

A fat, puss puss that's hairy as fuck.

Your mom.

by n September 28, 2003

fruit basket

a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in.

i just got an apple from the fruit basket

by virbjdyfvfvvhxsf September 2, 2010