That one guy in middle school that everybody agrees is a dick but somehow gets any girl he wants. Generally revealed a pervert after the first day of midly flirty texting.
girl one: ugh I can't believe amy is falling for that anderson.
Girl two: i know. she's just going to get herself hurt.
fucking anderson: that makes me hard.
Girl two: i know. she's just going to get herself hurt.
fucking anderson: that makes me hard.
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*Anderson flags pedestrian*
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
Anderson Sales Agent: would you like to buy life insurance?
Poor pedestrian : it does seem interesting however I only have about 50$ left to my name after expenses sir.
Anderson Sales Agent : my brother, that is enough money to invest into your future, be it for yourself or your children. How does A lump sum of money sound after twenty years?
Poor Pedestrian: wow are you serious. Now my kids can have anything and I can live happily ever after!
Anderson Sales Agent: alright! Sign right here and here. Perfect young man you have just made the greatest decision of your life.
*Poor Pedestrian forty years later only has a fraction of the amount he has paid in life insurance. He had been fooled and has been working longer than expected. *
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