the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"
random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!
by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005
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the embodiment of "coolness"
Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.
by BulligerVerstand April 18, 2007
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See Globalist Shill and pseudojournalistic donut-puncher. Reality TV host with no journalistic training who like the writer of The Cabbie Homicide had got in the field and developed a form of journalism but the writer of Cabbie is the Conservative example. He had some college but learned from his roster where three wrote for newspapers and another later The Huffington Post before running for office in Maine as he established his current incarnation of wordpress and got on tumblr he gives in depth insight about publications he's done and takes the readers further into the published work by finding the articles from the era.
Anderson Cooper had been a hatedom to those in underground subcultures since picking on Dave Mustaine and William Patrick Corgan. When Corgan let Cooper have it with globalist shill the media had a field day with Anderson Cooper.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.
I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.
by Brolasaraptor March 18, 2011
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When Anderson Cooper, desperately defending his groom-to-be Stefon, does his signature three-hundred-and-sixty degree spin while attempting to punch Seth Meyers. Unfortunately, it usually ends with him being knocked out cold.
Cop 1: Hey, what happened with that drunk in lockup?
Cop 2: He tried to Anderson Cooper 360 me.
by FarewellStefon123 May 23, 2013
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The awesomest news show in the entire world in which the awesome Anderson Cooper highlights the events of the day and looks incredibly good while doing it. The kids call it AC360.
guy 1- I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 last night. Wasn't it awesome?!?!?

guy 2- IT WAS AMAZING! Anderson Cooper is SOOO gorgeous!
by I love AC September 19, 2012
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The act of giving one's self a blowjob.
That's called the Anderson Cooper 360
by bongcat September 23, 2010
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