by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010
Get the twat-faced hoe-bag mug.Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
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1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
Get the Twat Twaddler mug.Thoat (n.)
1. Ebonically derived from the term throat
2. Some exceptionally great oral sex.
Thoat (v.)
1.The act of performing exceptionally good oral sex
The term is said to originate in the Southeastern part of the United States.
1. Ebonically derived from the term throat
2. Some exceptionally great oral sex.
Thoat (v.)
1.The act of performing exceptionally good oral sex
The term is said to originate in the Southeastern part of the United States.
"BOY, I'll ring your thoat!"
"BOY, I just got me some of that thoat!"
"Baby, come thoat me real quick.."
"BOY, I just got me some of that thoat!"
"Baby, come thoat me real quick.."
by SladeTheSupreme September 21, 2017
Get the Thoat mug.I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
Get the Twat mug.Twat box within my team of Manhattan misfits refers to pussy. For some reason, our dear friend EB added "box" to twat and butt. We used to refer to pussy as "box" without the twat. But since EB's insight we now add box onto both vaginal and anal penetration. These terms are reserved for hetersexuals.
Example 1, "She squirted all over when I knocked out her twat box in the reverse cowgirl."
Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"
Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"
by general mudge May 1, 2006
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