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twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
twitter creeper by MsMello September 27, 2014
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Twitter grammar 

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).
Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

Twitter Parents 

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
Twitter Parents by pfi February 17, 2015

twitter ego 

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers
That guy has massive twitter ego!
twitter ego by joboon April 30, 2015

twitter-punk 

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.
twitter-punk by Logun July 25, 2016

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
twitter-twat by maja2000 June 6, 2017

twitter jitter 

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"
Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .
twitter jitter by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017