Twinklight 

A gay porno, thats actually better than the actual Twilight movie

I didn't like Twilight, so I decided to watch Twinklight instead, much more hotter and it made more sense

Twinklight by SummerFire July 2, 2011

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

twinges on the hinges by bubble28 December 23, 2008

Twinleaf'd 

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)

Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."

Twinleaf'd by Cole Minor February 11, 2010

Twinky technique 

When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."

Twinky technique by MudslideMan November 8, 2017

Hairy twinkler 

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

Hairy twinkler by Philclowns February 13, 2008

Techno Twinned 

1. When you tell somebody something that is unbelievable and they believe it. Right afterwards, you tell them you were just kidding

2. When you tell somebody something and they dont believe it and they end up having it bad.

1.
Ruby: "I found out all everything there is to know about the D man on Fhloston Paradise. His dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates..."
Leeloo: "You are one lucky guy."
Ruby: "What you screaming for? I was just kidding. Im leavin BZZZZ~!"


2.
Aziz: "Dude, theres gonna be a killer party with some crazyass lighting effects in some giant milk truck parked next to the hotdog car tonight."
Billy: "Okay man, if you say so."
Korben: "Dude, where the hell is Billy, I am pretty sure Aziz told him about this."
Veeter: "I think he got techno twinned...."

Techno Twinned by Ray Ng March 22, 2009