DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) 

A naturally occurring medical condition in which an animal is sleeping, the tip or part of their tongue then extends out of their mouth causing dryness on that part of the tongue, which normally requires retraction or licking upon waking up to remove the dry feeling. This can occur to any part of the mouth, but is generally in the direction of gravity. This is a common condition in dogs, cats, and some larger zoo animals. It may also occur to humans who are in a very deep sleep, or a deep sleep due to intoxication or other un-natural reasons.

The symptom is extremely relative to a human sticking their tongue on a frozen poll.

Man, look at Rover, he always has DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) after he falls asleep on the couch! Poor dog.....

DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) by T.Talkington May 29, 2013

Touching the back of your tongue 

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

Touching the back of your tongue by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

Grandmas Tongue 

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.

Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?

Grandmas Tongue by J Barracho June 16, 2012

stiff tongue 

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

stiff tongue by lurboe September 18, 2014

bite your tongue

When a person wants to say something that may be offensive or hurtful to someone, so instead says nothing.

Opposite of speaking your mind.

She asked me if I liked her play. I just bit my tongue and nodded.

If somebody asks if you think there is something wrong with them, it is best to bite your tongue and say nothing.

bite your tongue by liquidtenmillion November 26, 2006

spur tongue 

A term used in reference to the clitoris and/or clitoral hood. More commonly used by black people, apparently. An older black man introduced this phrase to me.

I rubbed her spur tongue for a while and she came all over.

spur tongue by goatse123 April 13, 2007

anal tongue dart 

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

anal tongue dart by themacal November 29, 2006