Tower Defense Simulator

A game where you jerk off to towers and zombies.

XxAdolfHitler123xX: Umbra from Tower Defense Simulator is so hot
osamabinladen69420: Ew wtf

by ManZK96 March 19, 2022

P-Town Plunge

A sexual position wherein one person has sex with another person doggy style while periodically dunking their head in the water. Typically the water source is a toilet, and the person performing the P-Town Plunge uses their hand. Variations could include using a foot to do the dunking, or using a bucket or bathtub or other receptacle for the dunking...

Hank took that hooker into the bathroom in Vegas and did the P-Town Plunge on her.

by Micah2g January 6, 2008

turd town

The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)

"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)

by peteypablo204 December 5, 2009

Bleiffel Tower

The art of having a threesome with two guys and one girl, in which one guy is doing her from behind, while she gives the other guy a blowjob while he is taking a shit. During this process, both guys are high-fiving to make a Eiffel Tower shape. Basically, its the offspring of a Eiffel Tower and a Blumpkin.

Nick to Ryan and Sarah: I have to take a shit, do you guys want to come with and do a Bleiffel Tower?
Sarah: I love giving out Bleiffel Towers!!
Ryan: Yeah bro why not?! I too love Bleiffel Towers!!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010

Tac Town

Nickname for Tacoma, Washington.

Tac Town Represent!

by GetOlympiaBitch January 1, 2012

Penn Township Police

Penn Township is a village in western Pennsylvania and just so happens to be the home of the biggest asshole police officers you will ever meet...EVER. They hold bias against certain people, pull you over for not doing anything, think they're above the law, etc. They're so bored because of the lack of actual crime in the area, they will question people riding their bikes at the park for christ's sake! Also, the LOVE to make up their own laws! Riding a motorbike on private property? Yep, they'll question you. Taking your friend home on your motorcycle, which, may I add, has a valid license plate with current registration stickers? They'll hold up traffic on one of the busiest roads in the fucking area to tell you you can't ride it, even though you can and it's perfectly legal. That's a prime example of their bias, and of course, making up their own laws. And everyone in the area is in on it too, so if you try to get them to drop the charges you got for something completely stupid and half made-up, it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to avoid them, too, since everyone in the area is a stuck up bitch and calls them the second your fucking dog barks or someone beeps their fucking horn. I can't wait to leave this place, and I wouldn't suggest living or driving through it. I hope they read this, maybe it will give them a reality check, they really need it.

*Sitting in my driveway with 2 or 3 friends, all on motorbikes*

*Penn Township Police whip into my driveway*

Me: "Uh, can I help you..?"

Cop: "Yeah"...*some bullshit about riding illegally on my own property*

Me: "Actually, this is private property..."

Cop: "Oh, well I'm still going to take down you and all of your friend's information for the third time this week because I think I'm above the law."

by merolab~ February 27, 2013

prairie tower

A sexual position involving 5 people. One person is in the middle getting fracked from the front and back (i.e. Eiffel Tower) while giving handsies to guys on the right and left of her/him thus resembling an oil derick on the Oklahoma prairie. Close your eyes for the gusher and be warned that the deep injections will cause an earthquake.

The gusher from the prairie tower sent seismic waves all the way to Edmond.

by OKjeff August 23, 2016