pretty little thing

a kind way of objectifying someone

look at this pretty little thing

pretty little thing by tomiee September 5, 2023

Cody catania is the best thing in the world 

He is the best a,son known as coco

Cody catania is the best thing in the world means that he is the best

Cody catania is the best thing in the world by Cody catania 2003 September 17, 2017

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake 

Ur mom and Jenna are protected this month from all of those haters

Ur mom and Jenna are protected and national National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake by Jesus and god equal shrek October 22, 2019

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH 

said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000

*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH

ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH by ishu4 May 14, 2023

the real thing 

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

the real thing by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

one thing led to another 

An excuse for why you cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband/partner/significant other...

Most often used my rather sheepish looking men

We were just talking and then one thing lead to another...

one thing led to another by Missy August 17, 2004