Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.

- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.

by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

Shopportunity

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011