Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies
b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively by many people

eye-candy.

As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm , even in a psychiatrist's office.

by Sexydimma December 25, 2013

Selfiography

The aesthetic study of the act of self photography

I mean did you see the picture she posted last night? She obviously didn't major in selfiography.

by the illiterate bibliophile January 5, 2014

selfiethon

A marathon of many selfies taken in a short amount of time.

Dan took my phone and went on a selfiethon.

by dwizz May 12, 2014

selfie snatcher

People who download and post other people's selfies as their own.

Common on Tumblr, Reddit, Social Apps, and Facebook Icons. It's more common in places where people post pics of themselves that don't include a face pic. Boobs(women)/Abs(men), NSFW shots, etc.

Some people create Facebook profiles and steal attractive pics from other people and post them as their own in an effort to get people to friend them.

Get a life, Selfie Snatcher your whole damn profile is fake

by stansaysdis April 13, 2014

selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

Selfishy

an image of oneself taken by oneself using a digital camera while displaying an aquatic creature caught by oneself: especially used for boasting purposes on social networks

My son sent me a selfishy of himself holding the first bass he ever caught.

by annieschnitz May 3, 2014