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Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts
"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better
by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018
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fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.
Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.
by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020
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stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock
I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock
by A real dads dad March 4, 2016
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Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.
"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!
by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014
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Stone story

You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon
Hey bobby wanna play some stone story?
by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023
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The Stone Roses

A bands From Manchester
Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol
Anyways, John Squire from The Stone Roses is cool
by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021
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The Frenzy Stone

The Frenzy Stone is the main gem of Sonic Frenzy

Conceived in writing first in the Press Garden Zone and later created and powered in the Marble Garden Zone, this gem's main purpose is to keep the Chaos Emeralds under control, to prevent them from releasing too much energy even if their energy is used by another being, storing it for its own use instead. Unfortunately for Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, that's what Robotnik's after in Sonic Frenzy.
"Yo, have you played Sonic Frenzy? I just got to the bit where Robotnik steals this strange gem from the Starry Solstice, I think it's called the Frenzy Stone or something?"
by ChilliusBower November 19, 2021
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