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Blarney Stoner

A person of Irish descent who frequently smokes marijuana.
"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."
by amazingASK April 7, 2009
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Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times
I'm not sucking those salty scones
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Stoner

Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.

This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.

*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?

+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.

-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.

+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!

-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.

(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
by RonnieH May 23, 2009
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stoner

Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke!

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run...
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.

NOT

pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
by smokethattumbleweed November 3, 2006
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Skoner

getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.
"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"
by Hydo April 15, 2009
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Scener

Tends to mix completely different cloths and call it 'creative' will do anything to show that they are different or 'unique' from everyone else.
art to them is all about black and white photographs used by old school cameras. they have the emotion of Emo, but the rebellion of punk rockers. Will have hair put up in fohawks or chop it all on different levels as if to say "watch out, I'm hardcore!"
Scener is someone who will fluxuate between happy and upset atleast 3-4 times in a routine day.
by J-Word June 22, 2006
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stoner 69

A term for the act of a stoner inhaling another smoke-exhale, often through a can or tube to make it less gay. They say a large percentage of thc is lost when smoking. This helps to get the most when you have little weed to be split between 2 people.
Man, I'm almost out of ganj. Guess well have to stoner 69. Alright, you suck and I blow!
by grandcorbeau September 11, 2010
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