fucking retard

literally my autistic dumbass in every way.

im fucking retarded

by mega ratard September 1, 2019

bird retard

someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community

person 1- Alex is such a bird retard

person 2- fax

by CoolAlex2021 May 7, 2022

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023

Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.

I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008

technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight

You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation

by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011

Retard-a-con

An extremely stupid transformer. Used in Robot Chicken.

"What a Retard-a-con"

by slaygirl August 26, 2005

Retard Stick

Slang for an analog stick on video game console controllers, usually used by gamers who prefer PC gaming over consoles. The mouse and keyboard system is much quicker, more precise, and responsive than analog sticks. Switching from the PC setup to an analog stick setup makes the controls feel slow and clumsy. Many developers factor this in, as PC versions of games often have higher AI and/or difficulty than console versions, as the player has the potential for much higher reaction time and control.

Hey, why are you using that retard stick when you could be playing on the PC with a mouse! It's superior in every way.

by David J. Hansen April 5, 2008