SEiGE PENGUiN

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Can't spell siege

"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"

by James from Jamaica April 29, 2005

salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!

Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!

by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012

penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

by ibro November 13, 2006

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.

any penguin in the world

by Schaeffer May 22, 2005

Naughty Penguin

When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.

Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"

Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"

by Waskar February 21, 2011

club penguin

A fun little game where children can make a penguin, make new friends, and go on fun adventures.

go to clubpenguin.com
club penguin club penguin!
You might also want to see Panfu.

by u2dvdbono September 5, 2010