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preach

Social media driven 'wank-speak' for when another cretin that is like you says something you agree with.
'like, bro.. did a mad trap tune'

'like, bro.. preach it...youll get loads of likes'
by tom healey September 13, 2016
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Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.
Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.
by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008
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Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.
Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.
by Diodeus January 9, 2013
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prezactly

Pretaining to predactyls and their language and/or cavemen's reactions to predactyls.
Og: "That one look good. Chase. Kill. Eat."
Lam: "Prezactly."
by Dr Nick November 21, 2002
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premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.
Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.
by dophie September 24, 2007
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Premature Equackulation

This what Duck fans do every year before the season actually starts.
"we are so awesome and we will be playing for the NC in the title game" only to have it fall down around thier ankles at the end. They are suffering from Premature Equackulation
by Beavermobile August 25, 2010
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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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