Still-piss

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)

Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...

by Emmurity June 23, 2009

outdoor piss

when a guy takes a piss outside. It is one of the most pleasureable things to do with your penis outside of teh big easy.

I took an outdoor piss all over that trash can

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

go piss up a rope

It's like " go take a long walk on a short pier". It would be very hard to piss up a rope. It's also like telling someone to "fuck off" or "go get lost". A widely used term in the 50's and 60's by men who worked in factories together for extended periods of time.

Shakey was so mad at Ralph that he told him to "go piss up a rope". Ralph was so stupid that he actually obtained a large piece of rope and proceeded to urinate on it while it was held in a vertical position.

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

Orgasmic Piss

To have to piss so bad and when you finally do your whole body tingles it feels orgasmic

Dood i drank so much liquor and the line for the bathroom was out the door but when i finally got to the urinal i had an orgasmic piss! whew it felt great!

by Knite Rider January 28, 2007

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 8, 2004

Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.

Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election

by VioletSkye April 21, 2013

nigger piss

Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.

Fuck OE I don't want none of that nigger piss!

by David July 11, 2006