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Still-piss

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)
Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...
by Emmurity June 23, 2009
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Still Pissin'

Similar to the term "Still kickin'", It's commonly used among those born in and around Dublin in the 1940's to mean "still alive."
Patrick:"Oh ye hear anythin' from yer man Jack?"
Connor:"I did. He's still pissin'. Just saw he went the pub."
by Bread3328 February 7, 2023
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stall-pisser

A guy who pisses in the stalls instead of the urinals.
Dude, take a piss in the urinals you stall-pisser.
by al-x smithy January 10, 2007
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stallpisser

A man that has really small genitals and always seeks out a stall to piss in in a public restroom, rather than run the risk of going to the urinal and having someone see his small penis, thus ruining his reputation and life. A stallpisser's greatest fear is the trough-like urinal where like 10 dudes line-up and take a piss in plain view of the other dudes. If a bar's restroom is set-up especially bad, the stallpisser may even resort to leaving the premises and pissing in a back alley or another store. Alexander the Great, Grover Cleveland, Danny Glover and Gandhi are four of the most famous stallpissers in world history. The stallpisser's biggest enemy is the close-pisser; a guy who pulls up to piss right next to you when there are 4 or 5 other urinals open.
Rick: "I gotta piss fucking bad man."
Roger: "There's the bathroom, go piss."
Rick: "There's a guy snorting coke in the stall and I can't fucking piss at the urinal man."
Roger: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Rick: "I'm a stallpisser. I only piss in the stall."
by John Planet December 20, 2007
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pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.
I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out
by leafy leaf May 10, 2024
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