Mondab

Mondab is a small girl about 3 apples tall that talks to much but has a caring personality.

Happy birthday Mondab we love you!

by Mondab lover <3 April 16, 2020

mondeep

a chad simp

ay yo, mondeep

by partyAtTheCDH September 10, 2021

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation

"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

getting moed

having your livelihood taken from you, being had, "taken to the cleaners", also includes and not limited to taking someones spouse while they lay on their deathbed, assuming control over businesses that don't belong to you or have no reason for you to be involved in, terminating every employee in said business to erase the memory of the previous owner, having allusions that what you are partaking in is what the deceased wanted, being completely unfaithful to the newly stolen spouse every chance the situation presents itself, also including and not limited to being in denial about having a drug addiction to prescribed pain pills

Did you hear BAW is getting Moed, terrible just terrible, I give the business 10 years and it will be completely destroyed, and the name whored out and pissed on

by Johnny Black666 March 6, 2010

molly monday

weekly tradition originating at a certain community college in northern California. tradition revolves around taking MDMA first thing in the morning before class. On monday, obviously. see Thirsty Thursday

stoner #1 hey I heard Jeff's just scored some sass- lets celebrate Molly Monday.
stoner #2 sure, as long as you buy the booze for Thirsty Thursday

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

A Monday

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021

Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023